rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy
paintedtapestry THIS SCENE
#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)
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pros and cons of ravenclaw house
pros:
- most artistic house
- good at thinking outside the box
- the best story tellers hands down
- they’d be that one kid who manages to solve the problems and help everyone else understand the work because the teacher can’t explain it right
- really humorous in general, sarcastic and satirical is their best
- good mediators for any sort of argument
- great at brainstorming sessions
cons:
- hipster scum
- they’re, overall, the laziest house
- tend to be condescending even if their grades suck because they know all the answers
- most likely to be stoners
- whiny babies
- put everything off until the last minute because they “work best under pressure”
- they get a song stuck in their head and they hum it for the rest of the day until you hate them, the song, and everything else
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i develop crushes on people for the weirdest reasons. like this guy sat next to me in class the other day, and he had really nice handwriting so I’m crushing on him. some other guy told me he was raised by a stay at home dad so I like him now. like???? i need to get a hold of myself
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was there ever I time i wasn’t tired. I feel like I came out of the womb tired. maybe that’s why I was screaming because they woke me up.

lemon lime macarons by *steveH on Flickr.
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me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’
me at home: good nite
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